soliloqueer

A friend of mine was telling me about an insane building project going on in the Raleigh-Durham area last night. Apparently, it’s going to be an 8,500 square foot house, equipped with it’s own 3,000 square foot ballroom.

“Why would anybody need a 3,000 square foot ballroom in their house?” I asked, quite frankly flabbergasted by the idea.

“He needs a place to have intimate gatherings with friends. Besides, Colonel Mustard needs somewhere to murder Professor Plum with the lead pipe.”