The Definition of Lucky
Me: There’s a picture of a guy on Dudetube sucking his own dick. If I could do that, I’d never leave the house.
Howie: I can touch the tip of mine with my tongue.
Me: How did I not know that?
Howie: It’s never come up.
Me: There’s a picture of a guy on Dudetube sucking his own dick. If I could do that, I’d never leave the house.
Howie: I can touch the tip of mine with my tongue.
Me: How did I not know that?
Howie: It’s never come up.