Nakations

My friend Howie (staying with me at the moment) just read a story on Buzzfeed about Nakations, or luxury naked vacations. He then suggested that we go to one, “because it would be fun” but I’m resisting.

For one thing, there are some places you don’t want a sunburn. For another, I don’t need an all over tan. And for yet another, I’ve gone skinny dipping, and I’ve even streaked a time or two, but going on a Nakations is just hanging out whilst hanging out… it’s a matter of context for me.

He was disappointed, and so I invited him to run around the apartment naked if he wanted to, as long as he stayed out of the kitchen.

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